You Might be Taliban if….

..You refine heroin for a living, but you have a moral objection to beer.
..You own a $300 machine gun and $5,000 rocket launcher, but you can’t afford shoes.
..You have more wives than teeth.
..You think vests come in two styles: bullet-proof and suicide.
..You’ve ever opened a can of falafel with a mortar round.
..You’ve ever had your [...]