Conversion Chart for Dating


RED SKELTON’S RECIPE FOR THE PERFECT MARRIAGE

1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a
little beverage, good food and companionship
She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds.
Hers is in California, and mine is in Texas.
3. I take my wife everywhere….
but s he keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife [...]

Best First Dance Ever

Here is one of the best first dances I’ve ever seen. If you are sick and tired of boring old brides & grooms dancing, this won’t bore you!

For the Fellas…

How many men does it take to open a beer?
None…. it should be opened when she brings it!
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can’t afford a washing machine
will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It’s [...]

Beat Your Wife (But Do it the “Right” Way)

According to a story from Fox news (story), there is a right way and a wrong way to beat your wife. Saudi author and cleric, “Dr.” Muhammad Al-’Arifi states that it’s acceptable to beat your wife but only it certain ways.

Basically, you can correct them once, twice, three, four times. If they still don’t listen, [...]

Buy This Stuff for Your Wife; Spend a Night in the Dog House

Guys, if you want to end up in the doghouse this holiday season, buy the things listed at this store:  http://astore.amazon.com/wifegifts-20.

How Men & Women Shower Differently

HOW TO SHOWER LIKE A WOMAN:

Take off clothing and place it in sectioned laundry hamper according to
lights and darks.
Walk to bathroom wearing long dressing gown. If you see husband along the
way, cover up any exposed areas.
Look at your womanly physique in the mirror - make
mental note to do more sit-ups/leg-lifts, etc.
Get in the shower. Use [...]

Women’s Stories

Ladies, please, when you tell us story use the advice presented here:

It’s Not Our Fault Guys…

Can’t Take My Eyes Off You: New Study Shows The Power Of Attraction from PhysOrg.com

Whether we are seeking a mate or sizing up a potential rival, good-looking people capture our attention nearly instantaneously and render us temporarily helpless to turn our eyes away from them, according to a [...]