DO YOU EAT HERSHEY CHOCOLATE?
We were raised on HERSHEY chocolate as kids and even into adulthood. I will never eat it again. I hope from now on you will throw yours away whenever you are given any . It seems as though nothing is safe to eat anymore.
This is what happens when you eat HERSHEY [...]
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Deer Sir,
I waunt to apply for the secritary job what I saw in the paper. I can Type real quik wit one finggar and do sum a counting.
I think I am good on the phone and no I am a pepole person, Pepole really seam to respond to me well.
Im lookin for a Jobb as [...]
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1. Two times a week we go to a nice restaurant, have a
little beverage, good food and companionship
She goes on Tuesdays; I go on Fridays.
2. We also sleep in separate beds.
Hers is in California, and mine is in Texas.
3. I take my wife everywhere….
but s he keeps finding her way back.
4. I asked my wife [...]
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How many men does it take to open a beer?
None…. it should be opened when she brings it!
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Why is a Laundromat a really bad place to pick up a woman?
Because a woman who can’t afford a washing machine
will probably never be able to support you.
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Why do women have smaller feet than men?
It’s [...]
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Okay.. Extra credit for whomever knows the amount. It seems a bit expensive to me!
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Here’s another math problem for everyone. It’s looks like he got it right to me!
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Ed was in trouble. He forgot his wedding anniversary. His wife was REALLY angry.
She told him, “Tomorrow morning I expect to find a gift in the driveway that goes from 0 to 200 in less then 6 seconds AND IT HAD BETTER BE THERE!!”
The next morning Ed got up early and left for work. When his wife [...]
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Understanding engineers - Take one
Two engineering students were walking across a university campus when one said, “Where did you get such a great bike?”
The second engineer replied, “Well, I was walking along yesterday, minding my own business, when a beautiful woman rode up on this bike, threw it to the ground, took off [...]
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We all love the “a man walks into a bar” jokes. Here are some samples:
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A guy walks into a bar with a slab of asphalt under his arm and says, “A beer please, and one for the road.”
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An amnesiac walks into a bar [...]
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