Darwin Awards

Here is an email I received from someone about the 2008 Darwin Awards:
Eighth Place
In Detroit , a 41-year-old man got stuck and drowned in two feet of
water after squeezing head first through an 18-inch-wide sewer grate
to retrieve his car keys.
Seventh Place
A 49-year-old San Francisco stockbroker, who ‘totally zoned when he
ran,’ accidentally, jogged off a 100-foot [...]