Wooden Spoon Prank
Posted on July 18th, 2008 by admin
I found this on break.com:
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The Negotiator - Chinese Style
Posted on July 17th, 2008 by admin
I got this in an email the other day. According to the email this is how Chinese negotiators do business. If you ask me, it seems quite efficient.
Demands of Kidnapper & Chinese Release Negotiations
“I have 3 demands or I’ll kill the boy!”
Negotiators assess the situation from next door.
Head Negotiator dispatched
Negotiations begin
Negotiations concluded
Any Questions?
In this country, we would block off the street, keep a few dozen police standing around, take 12 hours to talk him out of it, spend $5 million giving him a fair trial, and pay his food and lodging for life, no wonder their products are cheaper than ours!
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I’m Not Here to Make Friends
Posted on July 12th, 2008 by admin
A Bad Day at the Marathon
Posted on July 6th, 2008 by admin
I found this picture the other day and you really have to wonder a few things:
1. Why doesn’t this guy just stop the race?
2. Maybe he doesn’t stop the race because he is too far from the finish line and he might just figure, “Hey, I’ve got to get to my car anyway and it’s 13 miles away so I may as well finish…”. I doubt someone’s going to give him a ride home.
3. Couldn’t he just stop at one of those water tables and use about 100 cups of the water to clean off a little?
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Finally, A More Efficient Way To Eat
Posted on July 1st, 2008 by admin
Why Men Are Happier
Posted on June 26th, 2008 by admin
NICKNAMES
If Laura, Kate and Sarah go out for lunch, they will call each other Laura, Kate and Sarah.
If Mike, Dave and John go out, they will affectionately refer to each other as Fat Boy, Godzilla and Four-eyes.
EATING OUT
When the bill arrives, Mike, Dave and John will each throw in $20, even though it’s only for $32.50. None of them will have anything smaller and none will actually admit they want change back.
When the girls get their bill, out come the pocket calculators.
MONEY
A man will pay $2 for a $1 item he needs.
A woman will pay $1 for a $2 item that she doesn’t need but it’s on sale.
BATHROOMS
A man has six items in his bathroom: toothbrush and toothpaste, shaving cream, razor, a bar of soap, and a towel .
The average number of items in the typical woman’s bathroom is 337. A man would not be able to identify more than 20 of these items.
ARGUMENTS
A woman has the last word in any argument.
Anything a man says after that is the beginning of a new argument.
FUTURE
A woman worries about the future until she gets a husband.
A man never worries about the future until he gets a wife.
SUCCESS
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend.
A successful woman is one who can find such a man.
MARRIAGE
A woman marries a man expecting he will change, but he doesn’t.
A man marries a woman expecting that she won’t change, but she does.
DRESSING UP
A woman will dress up to go shopping, water the plants, empty the trash, answer the phone, read a book, and get the mail.
A man will dress up for weddings and funerals.
NATURAL
Men wake up as good-looking as they went to bed.
Women somehow deteriorate during the night.
OFFSPRING
Ah, children. A woman knows all about her children. She knows about dentist appointments and romances, best friends, favorite foods, secret fears and hopes and dreams.
A man is vaguely aware of some short people living in the house.
THOUGHT FOR THE DAY
A married man should forget his mistakes. There’s no use in two people remembering the same thing!
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Best Catch Ever!
Posted on June 23rd, 2008 by admin
This is the best catch in baseball I’ve ever seen and it was made by the ball girl! (supposedly it’s a Gatorade ad but it’s still awesome).
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Bill & Hillary Clinton in Their Hippie Days
Posted on June 11th, 2008 by admin
I actually just came across this the other day. I’m surprised that I’ve never seen it before. I’m not sure what year this is from but it definitely looks authentic to me.
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Why Big Brown Lost at Belmont
Posted on June 9th, 2008 by admin
Here is a picture I found on reuters.com. I think Shaq must have been riding Big Brown and that’s why the horse slowed down at the end of the Belmont Stakes and did not complete the last leg of the triple crown!
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Fed Up Worker
Posted on June 6th, 2008 by admin
At some point, I think the dude realized he’d be fired and decided to not hold back anything. Awesome!
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